CRUSHING CRITICISM

PART SEVEN

Gossip from the United States
Someone may not have enough criticism
In this my text amongst the praising poems
But if so, listen to a rumor from across the ocean

Well, one lady who is an organist
In America writes to me
That Wojtyła had a family in the States
And he cheated his sheep

I think that it something strange
That the best in the world intelligence service
Had never before come up of this idea
Never blackmailed Karol

Not to mention of the paparazzi
Oh, they would give a pile of money
If this Lady organist
Gave them address or a photo

Also this lady “whom I like”
Because she is highlander and was talent
Regrets that the Pope “pusched us to the Union”
That we are in trouble

Yes, from “union of Lublin to European”
Not every Pole sought to join the Union
Now it is very clear
That it is similar to “Communism”

But are we so weak
Unable to resist
So to parcel this Union
And what did the Pope want to do with her?

Gossip from yellow newspapers

I once read in “newspaper selective”
As one Pole mocked Karol
That all his history was written down
But none of us know anything about the wardrobe

What watches are worn by the Pope
In what bedding sleeps at night
And what toilet paper he uses
When he goes to the outhouse

Yes, can do reek everything
It`s probably going such times
“Mouth speak with all honesty”
So what a heart, such jokes

Moscow gossip

I have already written what the Pope
Was called “Banderowiec” in some country
Others wrote that “a drunken countryman
And prostitutes” on emigration

So maybe it`s worth a try
And to resist to such conversations
Maybe finally “Polish Pope”
Will stimulate us to repair

Gossip about Wanda

There are speculations whether the cardinal
Sometimes had too close relations with Półtawska
Their correspondence in this matter was examined
Very closely as I guess

First love

Also one a German journalist
Didn`t leave Karol
So to the question “for the first love”
“Germans killed” – he heard the answer…

Lefebvrists

When a Pope from Poland appeared
It was hoped that something would move
For a long time the Pope patiently waited
For conciliation gestures

But when it happened what happened
Without the knowledge of Rome were ordinations
The Pope had to refer to this
Such “underground bishops” are a sin

Cannot without “a prince of the apostles”
Create a hierarchy like in Beijing
The Pope in this matter greatly suffered
And I also here be silent

I know that the bishop of Geneva is good
Maybe and the African missionary
He rightly accused the modernists
Of numerous sins against the church

Can see what some loss of tradition
Concessions to Protestants
Lead the Church to nowhere
But this is only theory for now

The Jews

As was said, Karol liked them
For that sometimes are reproach him
I even met such a theory
He liked to appoint Jewish bishops

He loved Lustiger immensely
As well as those hierarchies from Poland
Who were too sniffed at “Weekly”
Against their Polish character

There are also quite the opposite allegations
That he hated Jewry very much
Although it`s completely groundless
However, these were such voices…

“Mr. Wojtyła, take also cross”
One “old-man” broke free
About the souvenir of the first pilgrimage
Which was at Father Kolbe`s cell

Aleksy II

This great hierarch from neighboring Russia
Had great regrets for the Pope
That Catholics prevail in Russia
And he didn`t want any relations with him

It was said that this Pole hates
Everything in the world what is as Russian
That he and Reagan fought Russia
That with another pope can do anything

Died Alexius, died John Paul
But the dog of discord, where was buried
There still lies and “the German Pope”
Cannot change these relations

Wakefulness

So our Pope had opponents hostile
Had also duty critics
Who couldn`t sleep without
Clinging to Wojtyła

The worst slept Polish “soviet” agents
Some even walked in cassocks
To this day they cannot explain themselves
From the charges brought against them in this case

As Judas, they embraced
And kissed Karol on the cheek
Some even wrote books
About how much close they were to him

Harassment

During the tedious process they examined
Whether the Pope might have neglected something
Punishing gently perverted priests
Yes, it is an immense tragedy

However, I will say what I heard
From my colleagues in America
That the problem is artificially publicized
By commercial sly companies

The world has already known well
What the “holocaust industry” is
Now a group of smart attorneys
Are withdrawing money from dioceses

This problem has been going on since the time
Of Tiberius, the Roman Emperor
It was similar with the King of Kenya
Who children would throw on the pile

In a group of abused children
Was also Saint Karol Lwanga
None mentioned was punished
To this day perverts are in the authorities

We have teacher cases
Derailed journalists
There will probably be a group of lawyers
Who also depraved children

And what to say about poets
How the singers will defend themselves
Who do not hide their deviations
Even they try to brag about it

Was found a scapegoat
“Huzia na Józia” Hell is gone
Karol Wojtyła oves everything
And his guard of unmarried priests

Can`t scan them all
When they join to seminary
Jerzy`s killer wrote in his book
That deviants were sent specially

To smash the church from the inside
They have accurate information
Who has hidden in this way
And now rapes altar servers…

Let them seek sins in us
This is badly needed for the church
Let great Katharsis be done
But do not tantalize the Pope any more

Let him rest peacefully in the casket
Of cedar and zinc and of simple pine
Such a pontificate is no longer dangerous
For businessmen from law firms

And this end I will ask like Jesus
Representatives of each guild
Is everything right among you
Before you throw the stone at the Pope

Was at the trial “devil`s advocate”
He blew his tentacles deeply
However, no fault was found in him
And he was finally raised to the altar

For “peasant reason”

I remember silly thoughts myself
I ever thought of it
My mother was crying when the Pope
In Warsaw left the gangway…

Popes, schools, monuments
You may not like it
Maybe Father Wojtyła
Bristles on his head in a casket…

For peasant reason it is unnecessary
However, is there an alternative today
Maybe someone misses these times:
“Everything was named after Lenin”